Seriously?

Okay, so a friend a mine follows a lot a blogs. I assume that she knows these folks and they seemed like nice girls and their blogs were pretty, sssssooooo I decided to follow their blogs in secret.

I have been frustrated with these girls. They are all very pretty girls who are either about to graduate college or have started grad school. So far, every single one of their posts have been about clothes. They have been about fashion and finding purses and shirts and seeing Versace bags that they really really want. I don't even have to know these girls to know that they have high pinched squeaky voices. One of these girls just happened to mention that she wore a size 0. It was at that point that I deleted her from the blogs that I follow.

Those girls are just plain obnoxious.

The other day, Stephanie and I went into Old Navy. She was reluctant, but I wanted to go because I thought that they might have something usable in there. THEY DID!! They had their flip flops on sale 2/$5.00!! Steph and I were digging through the shoes when some squeaky voiced girls who sounded like they were from the Valley (Remember Clueless?) instead of West TN came up behind us. Stephanie and I didn't even say a word, we just looked at each other and left the store.

This is very judgemental, and I acknowledge this fact. These girls just really get on my nerves! I'm sure that some are smart, but it can't be healthy for their vocal cords to speak an octave higher than what is necessary. They probably don't have any trouble calling their little poodles because their voice sounds like a dog whistle. There is no way that a guy could stand to listen to that squeal whenever they talk. Sure, they might be pretty but GIVE ME A BREAK!!! It is not attractive for a 20 year old to talk like a baby. You might as well throw a bottle in their mouth because that's what they sound like. I would never take anyone who sounds like that seriously.

If someone actually talks that way because they were born with the vocal cords of a munchkin, then I would offer this piece of advice:


SMOKE A CIGARETTE!!